But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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