i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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