Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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