yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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