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Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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