Pappa wants mamma naked
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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