Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
