I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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