There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
