you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
my poor anus
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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