jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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