Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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