i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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