i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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