I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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