She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
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