Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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