Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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