did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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