do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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