i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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