That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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