He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
