i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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