grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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