I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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