Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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