Christians are straight up FREAKS
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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