what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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