i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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