I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
