if you like me you must not know who I am
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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