I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Mom said you looked used
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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