love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Randomize
