Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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