Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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