I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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