this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Randomize
