Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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