On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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