one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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