love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
nutella sex= disaster
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
Randomize
