can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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