My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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