He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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