I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
nutella sex= disaster
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Randomize
