lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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