were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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