it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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