Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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