She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
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You. Win. At. Life.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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