brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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