I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
True strength comes from lack of pants
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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