He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize